nice guy myths.

First off, I would like to remind everybody that we encourage people to be nice to one another. Even parents ask little kids to be nice as well (Unless they don’t, they shouldn’t be parents), I don’t even recall anywhere where it said we need to be an asshole to others. It’s really strange that women likes “bad boys.” Considering that “bad boys” tend to mistreat others, act like snobbish pricks, cheat on their girl, get into fights, disobey rules or laws. If that’s how women that likes their men, they have gone insane. As for the nice guys, they get turned down, looked down on, walked on, and even judged. Ironic isn’t it, how in this society we encourage to be good to others. I want to destroy the bullshit stereotypes against “Nice guys.” And hopefully people will wake up and realize the truth.


Myth #1 Nice guys are weak

No, nice people are not weak, especially nice men. What is so weak about a nice police officer who protects a school bus full of children from a psychopathic bad guy? What is so weak about doctors who saves lives? What is so weak about Firemen who bravely enters a burning building saving lives? What is so weak about a guy who buys his date dinner? Being nice makes you strong.


Myth #2 Nice guys are clingy in their relationship

No, nice guys are just being nice. Abusive boyfriends tend to be clingy and especially when they threat suicide or murder if get broken up in a relationship. If a guy does get clingy, they’re just clingy and it has nothing to do with whether or not they’re nice guys either.

Myth #3 Girls wants guys who are adventurous, wild, and a thrill seeker.

Nice guys can be that too. If you’re talking about law breaking, you seriously need professional help. Being nice doesn’t mean we can’t be adventurous or a bit wild.

Myth #4 “Nice guys are like little puppies, they can be too flattering or too nice.”

True guys can be a bit overbearing with romance, but it’s not just the nice guys who does that. It can be creeps and assholes too. And by creeps I’m talking about guys who talks really, really filthy to every girl he sees thinking women likes that. There is no such thing as being too nice. There is nothing wrong with being nice either. Why do women look at nice men as if they are weak, little puppies who can’t match up with the “big dogs?” I’m not a “little, weak puppy.” You don’t need to be a bad boy to be a “big dog.” Nice guys can be tough, cool headed, and brave as well as adventurous, risqué, and wild. Bad boys are just puppies who think they’re the big dogs.

Myth #5 Nice guys don’t embrace their masculinity.

Wrong. Being a nice guy is not effeminate or weak looking. Where do they get these inane ideas I will never know. Masculinity has nothing to do with anything. Forget all the stupid nonsense about masculinity. It’s unimportant because no man is the same. The masculinity is all make believe crap about stereotyping men into feeling insecure about themselves when they are not, “Masculine enough.” Not every men can be athletic, not every men has to chew tobacco or smoke or drink beer, not every men has to rip their shirt off and beat their chest every time another guy comes along and talks to his girlfriend, not every men has to have a big dick to have a high sex drive. There is no masculinity or femininity. There is only you, an individual, human being.


Myth #6 Nice guys are too emotional

Well I supposed every single good men must weep at a drop of a hat right? Wrong! nice guys are just nice people. Emotions does not factor into it. We do not weep at the drop of the hat, and not all nice guys are crying at sappy romantic movies. Hell, I’m pretty sure not all homosexuals weeps at romantic movies either.

Myth #7 Nice guys are pushovers

Yeah right. Being nice is not something only a weak person is. Nice guys can fight dirty if they have to, and nice guys can get up when push comes to shove. Go shove a nice police officer down. Go on.

Myth #8 Nice guys don’t get laid

Uh, no. They do get laid too. I don’t recall my brothers currently being snobbish jerks (Except when we were younger, but we all grew up) and they got married. We’re nice guys, including our dad. This is proof that nice guys do get laid.

Myth #9 Bad boys makes better boyfriends.

Yeah, be sure to tell that to the girls down at the battered women shelter.

Myth #10 Nice guys are well… too nice to women

Yeah because girls want guys who beats them on a daily basis, cheat on them, and mistreat her, and call her a whore. Go figure. Nice guys are nice because they want to be and there are women who like that.

Myth #11 His happiness is dependent on his relationships.

Wrong. Our happiness can be from anything like the hobbies and activities we like. Relationship is just something we like to have with another.

Myth #12 Nice guys tend to be shy around women.

And there are women who like their men shy and nice guys are not all shy either.

Myth #13 Nice guys buys women dinners and gifts. That’s a major no-no.

(Facepalmed) how is that a no-no? Women do like dinners and gifts, what is wrong with that? And besides, nice guys are not the only guys who buy dinner and gifts. What is it that women want if not romantic settings like movies, dinner, gifts, or walks in a park? What, do you think women just want one nightstand?

Myth #14 Nice guys apologizes unnecessarily.

What’s unnecessary? “Oh I’m sorry, I nearly touched your arm. Oh I’m sorry, I nearly forgot to open the door for you. Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t cover my mouth when I burped.” That may be a bit much but guys aren’t all that apologetic.

Myth #15 Women wants tough men for their protection.

And who couldn’t offer that but brusque guys who rips their shirts off and pounds their chest? Give me a break, nice guys can be protective as the next guy. And besides, not all women think they’re frail.

Myth #16 Women needs a real man.

What’s a real man? A guy who breaks walls and screams, “Hulk smash!” give me a break. There is no “Real man,” that’s pure nonsense!

I hate Valentine's Day

Valentine’s Day sucks!
Reasons why I hate Valentine’s Day

Reason number one

Love (Sometimes) bites

Keep in mind that despite the fact that I’m single, I do not hate Valentine’s Day based on jealousy or depression. The reason I say love bites was because people don’t get into a relationship long and some of them ended up broken hearted, angry or other things. It reminds them that people are callously jostling by you to get another person candies and flowers and you’re wondering if they’re being doped into a relationship that’ll never last or if you’ll ever have a lasting relationship. Valentine’s Day smashes the hearts of those whose hearts are still broken. Granted, like I said, not all who are broken up are hurting, but can be just wondering.

Reason number two

It’s just money business, not love business.

The companies don’t give a rat’s ass about your relationship, they want you to just spend, spend, and spend all of your money when you don’t need to. You never needed to spend a dime on Valentine’s Day. What, are we so damn desperate for someone we love to buy stuff for each other? Here’s what I would be doing; going places together, seeing movies, planning trips, eating out together, and many things. None of those needs candies, flowers or toys. They’re unimportant. If your date expects them, well that’s up to you.

Reason number three

Singles Awareness Day

I’m single and yet everywhere I go, people are buying flowers, candies and plush toys for their loved ones. All I can say is, “If she wasn’t going to love you because you didn’t get her candies, toys, or flowers, she ain’t right for you.” Seriously, it’s ridiculous. Keep in mind I’m not being jealous or depressed or whatever. I just think it’s nonsense.

Reason Number four

Why should it be that important?

If I’m dating some woman, I will do things together with her on any given day. I’m sure love can be expressed on any day of the month. I could take her to someplace on a Christmas eve, we could go to some place for fun together during springtime, even visit other countries. We can go to movies, eat out at dinner or whatever. Those days beats Valentine’s Day any day. Seriously, you don’t need a special day to tell people you love them.

Reason number five

Candies and flowers? What do you take me for?

I don’t want candies or flowers. Ok, maybe some candy, but it doesn’t need to be on Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day seems to just say, “Buy our flowers, Candies and our plush toys.” They don’t seem to present anything special like, “Get this and you can get on a carnival or a cruise” on some things. Wouldn’t it be nice if they do that at least? It’s better to say, “Let’s do something fun together, even as a family,” Instead of, “Candies and flowers. Get our candies and flowers!”

Reason number six

It’s a means to competition.

Love should not be a competition, even if your best friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend gives them more candies and/or flowers than you. It shouldn’t be a competition! If you’re in love with someone and they love you, then that’s it! You don’t need to compete with another person with a, “Mine is better because he got me this many flowers/ this many candies/this many toys.” Give me a break.

Reason number seven

A person out of the relationship gets pitied.

Why? Why must I be pitied for not having a girlfriend in my life? That doesn’t help me at all, it just makes me feel like crawling into the ground to wither away and die. Not because I don’t have a love of my life, but because people looks down on me for not having one. Same when it comes to those who just broke up. Hey, I have an idea, how about doing something about it for them?

money saving rescue!

Ways to save money.

1) Have a goal in mind.

If you’re planning to saving money, you have to think about what it is you’re saving it for. What exactly are your goals you wish to do or get? Make a list of things you would want to do and starting saving them up.

2) Think about why you want to achieve that goal.

The troublesome thing people do is spending money just because something looks good to have or something else. Never buy something unless it’s worth buying. Let’s say you want to work out and you want exercise equipment. You see something that looks benefitting to you. Think it over and if it’s want you want, then make that your goal. Let’s say you have a love for Japan and you want to travel there. Think about what it is you wanted to do there, do some research and figure out the costs for everything you need for the flight, someplace to stay, food to eat and possibly souvenirs. I’ve been told this wise advice; think before you act. So take that advice, think before you act. I can’t tell you how many times I didn’t think before I acted and that was a major mistake. I looked at all of the things I’ve owned and regretted buying most of it.

3) Got financial problems? Work on that first, then fun.

Remember how it is when your parents say, “No tv unless you did your homework?” Well, this is the same, take care of your problems before anything else. The troublesome thing people do is try to handle too much while trying to have fun. Think before you act.

4) Don’t drink, smoke or do drugs.

Yes I know, you’ve heard it all before and that pisses you off. But here’s the thing, they are expensive and they will keep your money flowing a lot slower. Think before you act.

5) Don’t be a junkie.

No not the drug junkie (Although you shouldn’t do drugs either), I’m talking video game junkie, movie junkie and such. It’s fine to like video games, movies, books and such. But you got to start using your head. The biggest mistake I made was that I was constantly buying video games, books, and movies. It kept me from making money and often times, they were a waste. Sure there’s some games I have that was excellent and some movies are excellent as well. Hell, I even tried to collect all the series of books. But you got to figure, would it really be worth it? I’m not sure if it would have been worth it if I start buying world of warcraft, so I didn’t.

6) Be sure to make a list and write things down.

Let’s say you have a job that pays you 700 per month. I know, I know, that sucks ass. But you have to look at it from this point of view, it’s better to be realistic and figure out how to do things rather than live in la-la land.

If you’re going to live in an apartment, I would suggest not just the cheapest apartment, but apartment with free utility. Paying electric bills is a nightmare. I lived in a tiny apartment that is not cheap only because it was the only cheap apartment nearby. I didn’t have free utility and it cost me over 300 dollars in utility for few months. I was ballistic, outrage, and I deeply hated the electric companies. So make sure you figure out the digits before you take an apartment.

You’re going to need to eat. One of my biggest pet peeve is buying food you are not going to eat and would eventually throw away. Never, ever buy food unless you’re going to eat it. I’ve seen people’s refrigerator and half of the food is going bad. Buy what you will eat otherwise you’re just wasting money. Food costs money and they ain’t cheap! Go cheap, buy what you want to eat. My advice is go to different stores, match up prices of the food item, get the cheapest one.

You’re going to need cleaning supplies and personal supplies. My advice is this, don’t go for the best or something that looks cool. Just get what is necessary.

I don’t know about you, but I would never buy a car. Cars are a major money suckers. They are extremely expensive, they need constant repairs and they need gas all the time. Get a ride, buy a bike, take a taxi or a bus fare. This isn’t to say you can’t buy a car, this is to say that buying the car right away would just hurt your finances. Although, there is some vehicles that runs on electric and there’s the human car where you’re the energy to the car and it can save you a bunch. They may not be cheap, but if you’re interested, start saving up.

Stay away from the fast food joint. I know, even I go there because they’re tempting and I get careless. Go a little as possible but eat at home. Trust me when I say this, that $1 whopper would be worth 8 hamburgers if you buy them at the store.

As for clothes, don’t buy stuff you think it’s cool, buy what you need. I noticed that people binge on clothes and it starts piling everywhere in the house or the apartment. Never do that. Buy what is necessary.
For electronic equipment, books, games, movies and fun stuff there is, buy sparingly and be sure if this is what you really need.

Then for the 700 dollars per month, you may be spending 200 dollars on the stuff, 400 per month on the rent. That’ll be $100 left. Yes I know, that’s outrageous. This is important; know your math, figure out how you can earn a lot more. That is the point of this. Nothing is easy.

7) Go to school.

If you go through college or community college, you may be able to find a job that pays a lot more than you get with the crappy job you have now. Stick with it. My advice is this, never go working in a job where the hours are ever-changing. It makes it harder to go to school and find a second job.

8) Get a second job.

That can be an effective way to save money. My advice would be this; one job for important things, another would be for the goals.

9) Make an emergency money plan.

The idea is to try saving up money, putting it safely away for any emergency you might have. Keep saving up on it.

10) DON’T HAVE KIDS!!

Don’t start going out with someone and go, “Let’s get married and have a bunch of kids.” That is a recipe for disaster! You’re not going to earn a lot of money this way. Wedding costs a lot of money, divorce costs a lot of money, child support costs a lot of money, child rearing costs even more money! Think before you act.

Don’t misunderstand me, I’m not saying you shouldn’t have kids or get married, I’m saying you shouldn’t rush headlong into marriage and kids. Plan things out, figure out the digits and how you can manage them. They’re too expensive, so think before you act.

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Why i hate Arizona

1) The heat is dry and the rain hardly ever shows up to cool the heat down. It can get 120 degrees high or more in August, just over hundred in June or July. That is enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk and to roast your turkey on the street. It'll be like walking in the oven that is turned on 450 degrees. It's difficult to enjoy walking outside during the summer and you need to bring in some shades like umbrellas or hats. It can be difficult to breathe here when it's at its hottest. Every time I come back inside some building, i felt like i was cooked.

2) Construction workers are assholes because they closed off countless of lanes, sidewalks and streets underneath the highway. They don't just cut it off, they leave it like that for as long as i can remember. They never work on one site and finish it quickly, they work on one site, go to the next, take a week or two off and then return to a different site leaving everything undone for a very long ass time.

3) Utility bills are beyond outrageous! I had to pay over 300 dollars on the utility alone just for living in a tiny studio apartment. I wanted to shove a spiked bat up those assholes' ass!

4) In Arizona, you can just forget being rich! You can never have a job that pays well. Even if you manage to get a good pay, employers will just look for a way to fire your ass just so that they don't have to pay you. Apartment rents are insane and everything is so damn expensive here. This state is so not worth living in.

5) It's a desert that hardly has any decent cities around and when there are towns or cities, they're small and are far apart from each other.

6) Dust storm, nuff said.

7) Inconsiderate police officers who also kills people who poses a insignificant threat to them.

8) From where i am now, there's a bus stop three miles away, no apartments saved one but that is damn near expensive and hardly any decent job opportunities.

how to be a crazy animal rights activist

(This is not for real, i'm just picking on the animal rights activists)

step one

Blindly love an animal without question and treat them like they're the most marvelous creatures that deserves to be treated like Gods.

Step two

Blindly hate anyone who doesn't love animals as you do like those who eats meat, those who keeps pets, those who hunts, whales or fishes, and those who uses animals in research to study and to find cures for diseases.

step three

Be sure to wish humanity dead because humanity is the gloom and doom while the animals are all harmless loving creatures that just wants to play all day. Also, animals are here first, humans came here in space ships from planet Dong.

Step four

Be sure to really love your animals to the point that you want to have sex with them.

Step five

Bomb research labs and animal shelters, because animals deserves to be free in the streets.

Step six

Be a Vegan, because eating anything that comes from animals is evil.

Step seven

Build animal shrines and start worshipping them and go eat human babies and sacrifice virgin girls onto the alters to worship the humpbacks and sperm whales.

Step eight

Be sure to defend all the animals there is because they're all harmless, sweet, defenseless little animals. Because only humans would eat the animals.

Step nine

Be a hypocrite.

Circumcision is repulsive.

Circumcision is repulsive.

I personally hate circumcision 100% and find it to be unnecessary, sickening, retarded and pointless. I do not understand why some people would think that circumcision is a good thing.

“Oh I had my dick cut and I don’t remember any pain.” “I like cut dicks, foreskins are repulsive, don’t keep that nasty looking thing!” “My religion teaches us that it’s needed. It’s part of the tradition.”

Just because you don’t remember being in pain, does not make it alright. What if the tradition was to slap you across the face hard because your parents thinks that it’ll rattle demons out of you so that they won’t make you sin and if you cry, they may think it’ll keep the demons away as well, would you accept that even if you won’t remember it? It would make any rational person faint at the sight of that form of abuse and call it a tradition.

Just because someone’s traditional beliefs was that babies should be circumcised doesn’t mean that we should accept it or impose it onto others. It’s sad that people try to make up reasons for circumcisions and yet fail at providing reasonable evidence on the contrary.

“Women likes it better that way, foreskins are disgusting, it looks better cut.”

Personal likes and dislikes are in no way a reasonable excuse to cut children’s dick. What if someone thinks tattooing a symbol on an infant thinking it’ll protect them from being possessed by demons and it looks sexy? Sorry, but that’s just plain stupid.

“It was to stop them from masturbating.”

Oh no, the … SIN! (Dramatic chord from monty python) seriously, that is the most stupidest thing ever to circumcise your child. What does it matter to you if he jerks off? He’ll still jerk off even if he’s circumcised. What, are you going to put your hand down his drawers and demand him never to do as he pleases with his own body? What is wrong with loving our own body? Because some imaginary sky daddy would get pissed? If there is a God, he can suck my cock for all I care, I’m not going to allow anyone to have any control over my own body. Especially not by some character written on a piece of paper.

“It has medical benefits.”

So foreskins attracts diseases like moths to a flame right? Wrong! Whether you’re circumcised or not, you will still get diseases no matter what. Your brain can get cancer, your heart can get cancer, your lungs can get cancer and you don’t see anyone taking them out. As long as we take care of ourselves, we’ll be more likely to be healthy than not.

“I worry that he’ll get teased.”

The only thing Johnny is going to be teased about between his legs is how small it looks, not that it’s circumcised or not. I’ve never seen any kids going, “Ha, ha he’s got a cut dick, he’s got a cut dick,” or “His dick’s not cut, his dick’s not cut.” Never happened. I know this to be true because I’ve been in the locker rooms a lot when in school. No matter what, kids will get teased for countless of things and there is nothing you can do to prevent it initiatively.

“I want him to look like his daddy.”

No rational human being would ever think that this idea is at all good. There is not a single reason for boys to look like their daddy. I have never met a single boy who ever said, “How come I don’t look like my dad?” No child gives a fuck that they don’t look like their dad, it’s not even necessary. You never hear a talk show host going, “Oh the boy is concerned that he looks nothing like his father because he has an uncircumcised penis while his father does.” Sorry, never happens.

“I heard that it’s sanitary.”

And I heard that if you rub chicken’s blood on you, it’ll cure the leprosy right up. Oh, what? It’s bullshit? Oh well. The point is, it’s not that difficult to clean your dick and the boy will learn on his own how to clean it. What are you so afraid of? That he’ll have total control of his own body and you rather he be your little puppet? I’ve never been told to keep it clean, but I decided to clean it all on my own and have no problems whatsoever.

“Women likes cut dicks.”

Some women do, some don’t, but just because someone likes something, doesn’t mean that you should do it. Some women likes bondage, does that mean we have to do sex bondage? No! It’s just a matter of personal interest. When it comes down to the major interest in a community, people would likely to think this is of the norm. Of course women are going to like cut dicks because circumcision is the norm. But keep in mind that just because they like it doesn’t mean that they should do circumcise the babies. When are we ever going to start realizing that your own personal interest is your own personal interest and not everyone has to adopt the interest of the majority just because they like it?

“I have a son who circumcised and he doesn’t have any problem being circumcised.”

If I have been circumcised, I too would think there wasn’t any problem with it. However, note that I didn’t say I would have researched it beforehand. If I was circumcised and did my research, I would have been pissed. I’m not sure if the sons who thought it was perfectly fine have done any research, but many men are not pleased with being cut at birth against their own will.

“It’s in the baby’s best interests.”

Ah yes, just like slapping the infant was in the baby’s best interest because you want it to be free of some imaginary demons. I know what’s in the baby’s best interest and it doesn’t involve circumcision! In no way does circumcision sound like something babies need. Also, note that there are botched circumcisions and this one girl found out that she is actually a boy whose circumcision went wrong. Start telling her/him that it was in their best interest.

“Who are you to decide what others should do with their children?”

So if a parent abuses a baby or neglects them medical help because they think praying will cure them, we should just let them? Keep in mind that I’m not trying to say that the parents are abusive or cruel people, they’re good people thinking about what’s best for their child. It’s just that they hadn’t realized that there isn’t a logical reason for circumcision.

Overall, circumcised dicks and uncircumcised dicks are mostly the same in every way, minus one without the foreskin. Both can get diseases, both are still enjoyable during sex, both men can still masturbate, people still find them attractive, and it is still easy to clean anyway. So circumcision has no special benefits that a uncircumcised penis doesn’t have, minus losing thousands of nerve endings in the foreskin.