Wednesday, March 26, 2008

God hates pretty much everything.

It's a funny thought because, if God exists, and he indeed create the universe, you would think he would created only the things he would love or didn't care much for it personally. Instead, i keep getting the vibe from all Christians that God hates this and God hates that. So ironically, God is supposed to have created everything, knows all and can do whatever he wants. Unfortunately, he seems to have a hatred that makes no sense whatsoever. Here they are.

God hates Gays

(Clearly, this is believed because the Bible said it's an abomination. But seriously, why is it an abomination? Many Christians say that a man and a woman is created so they can procreate. It's really all about procreation rather than personal feelings instead. God seems to not like personal feelings because he much rather have procreation. I guess he's a heterosexual porn lover or a very depressed Homo who had horrible flings with some of the Angels he is living with.)

God hates Pigs

(Well technically, he prefers unblemished meat like the Lambs or goats or some cattles. He also does not seem to like pigs because it's unclean. I supposed it's because he thought the mud and filth they're in must have absorbed into the flesh. But that is ridiculous)

God hates deaf people

(Well not technically, this was told to me by some moron who was just being an asshole to me. So i thought it might be funny to tell you this)

God hates amputees

(Why? Because God refuses to regrow their lost limbs when prayed to. Clearly, if God exists, can answer prayers, loves us all, and nothing is impossible for him, why wouldn't he heal amputees?)

God hates sex

(Sex. Anything to do with sex, any sexual activity is something God hates because God is a stupid, idiotic jerk who probably like some lonely guy who hangs around proms and just hates to see everybody having fun. Christians believes it's the temptation of the devil. Ironically, if nobody procreates, then human race would die out. I wonder if that was on their agenda?)

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