An atheist died and went to heaven and was met by Saint Peter at the gate. St. Peter looked at the atheist and said I'm very sorry you can't come in here this is not you're place. Why don't you go downstairs you'll like it there better anyway there's more people like you.
So then the atheist went "downstairs" to Hell and nervously entered the gates only to find a beautiful scene before him. The sky was blue there was green grass and rolling hills and shady trees laughing brooks people laughing and talking and families having picnics and a very beautiful man in a crisp white suit came up to the Pagan and said "Hi, I am Lucifer and if there is anything you need please don't hesitate to ask. We are here to serve." Wow thought the atheist! But before he could respond the skies darkened the ground thunders and cracks open and sooty flames shoot up just as a person comes falling out of the sky and lands inside. Then the ground closed up and the sky clears and everything is good again. Shaken the atheist asks Lucifer, " What was that?!" Lucifer shakes his head sadly, and replies " That was a Christian. They won't have Hell any other way!"
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